And here, dear readers, you will find the various things I inflict upon my friends and family — and now, you.
As most of them are filk or parody, they are for sharing freely. I ask only that a) you link back to this site if reposting, and b) if you actually perform any/all of theses anywhere, made a video and send it to me!
Enjoy!
– Laura Anne
“Written on the Occasion of a Book-Birthday”
The Hunting of the Catnap Vibe (with apologies to Lewis Carroll)
Tweaked from the original lyrics by Mel Brooks, and with a nod to Madeline Kahn, who made the original so perfect… “She’s Tired” (the Agent remix) (best recited with either a very bad German accent or a very good Yiddish one) Here I stand, the goddess of Desire Set writers on fire I have this [...]
Read more →(with apologies and the offer of a drink to Master Shakespeare, who would have understood) “To brace or not to brace; that is the question: Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer The inevitability of that Klausner review, Or to take refuge against a poor store display, And by ignoring deny them? To work: [...]
Read more →(to be read aloud to the sound of deadlines fast-approaching) ‘Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe; All mimsy were the borogoves, And the deadly lines outgrabe. “Beware the Catnap Vibe, my son! The urge that snores, the dreams that trap! Beware the Distraction bird, and shun The [...]
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